In Argentina, the “Pay God” became popular decades ago to avoid paying for lunch or dinner. In New Zealand, a pizzeria has just launched an offer to eat and pay after death.
“Hell”, in English hell, “born life pay”, pay after life, a striking attempt to leave the account to its customers with family, friends or the responsible teacher.
“The best pizza in this life and the next,” says the venture’s Instagram account, which addresses issues of death and hell in all its aesthetics. Skulls, Bones, Tombstones and even the names of pizzas refer to their products as “Purgatorio”, “The Beast” and “Pandemonium”.
This is how Hell motivates his particular endeavor.
According to Hell’s website, “Only 666 customers can be part of this legal agreement.” And then… when it rests six feet underground. Only proceed if you want to be one of the 666 living humans who have been legally chosen. Tell us your debt in your will.”
Additionally, in a video posted by Hell, a “promoter” rides a motorcycle with an attorney through one of the 75 cities on campus, legally certifying the pledge.
They take the pizzas to their homes, they tell them about the promotion, and if they accept, they sign a document that commits both parties to the contract.
A customer signed a contract to pay for the pizzas she would eat after her death.
An excerpt posted online explains: “As ‘buy now pay later’ schemes intensify, trapping more New Zealanders in debt, we’re introducing Afterlife Pay, where customers don’t have to pay for pizza until they die. Without late fee or penalty.”
And he concludes: “Those chosen will be invited to sign a royal amendment to their will, which allows them to collect the cost of their pizza after death. No interest or fees apply, and the agreement is legally binding.”
In this case, “God does not pay”, but perhaps the “Grim Reaper” should be careful and declare “hell” when it comes time to collect old debts.
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